Bagel's Whoopee Cushion

With some of his newly earned cash that was burning a hole in his pocket, Bagel bought himself another whoopee cushion. He tried to put it under the couch cushion and have Knuckles sit on it, but Knuckles was too light and the cushion too thick. So he came to me at my desk and said, "Stand up and close your eyes, OK?"

Excuse me!