I want one to go with my free Tibet

A site to check out: freecapitalist.com . If you're a Randian type, or you just want to get that perspective on stuff (especially Utah's school voucher issue), go there. These guys have very intelligent, fact- and values-based pro-voucher arguments. A lot of people I've talked to are actually pro-voucher at heart but they aren't hearing any logical arguments against vouchers. If you're one of those, FreeCapitalist is where you'll find what you're looking for.

Sorry, though, they're not giving away free capitalists.