Monday, January 22, 2007

My "Little List"

People who need to be strangled:
  • reporters who whine that there's a "cover-up" of any information that isn't spoonfed to them
  • school office employees who refuse to administer life-saving medication to students without papers signed in triplicate (note: these are the same employees who refuse to wipe their own @$$es without a District @$$-Wiping Request Form and district-approved toilet paper
  • school district administrators who think it's a good idea to require District @$$-Wiping Request Forms to be filled out to document every #2 for "statistical" or "legal" purposes
  • sue-happy parents who enable the above situation
  • doctors who don't believe you when you tell them you're having the symptoms you're having, like you would spend good money on the office visit and a babysitter just so you could lie to them
Anyone else to add to the list? Put it in the comments.