What Teenagers Are Good For

I got a new cell phone! It's one of those camera phone thingys. FH had to get a cell phone for work, so since it was now cheap to add one on to the plan for me, I got one too.

I have a Master's degree in mathematics. I can make my own candy, my own diapers, and my own herbal medicines. I do brakes and windows. Frick'n Martha Stewart watches my TV show. But for the life of me I cannot figure out how to use this cell phone. It's just got too many features.

I ought to hire a teenager to show me how to use it. They have to be good for something, after all.