Vegetable Rights Update

It's harvest time, folks. Yes, that time of year when poor, innocent vegetables are ripped from the ground and sold at market like slaves, only instead of being made to serve mankind (which would be bad enough), they are dismembered and eaten. There is still hope, though. In this newsletter you will read of efforts to save our vegetable brothers and sisters from the carnage.

Don't forget-- you're only a car accident away from being a vegetable yourself!