Don't Name Your Kid This

My friend just had a baby and FH and I were joking this morning about names for new babies. He'd heard of someone naming their kid "Nautilus," so he suggested we name a future child "Buttmaster." I asked him if this was a boy's name or a girl's name, but started cracking up when I wondered which would be worse. Still, though, "Buttmaster" is an improvement over his other suggestion, which was "McKayzalee Aleeceaeiou[and sometimes]yah." Try pronouncing THAT on the first day of school as you read the roll sheet... (hint: the middle name is pronounced like "Alicia")