Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter

The kids are, even as we speak, dividing up the candy. Since they are Hermit kids, the first thing they did with the candy was take inventory, then whip out a paper and pencil to do some long division and determine what everyone's fair share was. Now they're debating what to do with the two extra egg-shaped gumballs, since the Easter Bunny sadly neglected to ensure that the number of them was divisible by four before he dumped them into the Easter basket.

UPDATE: I think the Easter Bunny has been found out. Bagel just called out "Princess! There's a Peeps box in a Wal-Mart bag in the trash!" Damn, I forgot to take out the trash! Who'da thunk they'd go digging through the kitchen trash looking for evidence?!?!?