Gratitude Moment

Today's Gratitude Moment is brought to you by the White House press corps.

I am grateful that I don't have Scott McClellan's job. I would be the first, last, and only White House Press Secretary ever to utter the words "What kind of a dumb-@$$ question is that???" in a press conference.

I bet, though, that a lot of people would be happy that somebody finally said that, even if it meant I was fired on the spot.