Thursday, February 03, 2005

Throwing Up In The Bed

What is it about my bed that makes it a mecca for vomiting children? Is it the fact that it takes five loads of laundry to clean all the bedding? Why do children who know they are gagging, particularly if they have just eaten a sizable dinner, make a beeline for my bed? And why do they always throw up on my side of the bed?