G.I. Joe Captured In Iraq

In a stunning and unexpected development, the Associated Press reports that G.I. Joe has been captured by Iraqi insurgents. His wife Barbie, who was interviewed at their Pink Dream Cottage, is in tears.

Via LGF.

UPDATE: He's been rescued by a Bush action figure. Whew! That was a close one.

MORE: G.I. Joe's POW diary has been found and published.