Sunday, November 28, 2004

Don't Pee On The Electric Fence

A bridge in Sumatra is in danger of collapse because too many people urinate on one of its piers. Yes, in the lovely far East, they actually have to put up signs telling people not to pee in the street.

If you are having this problem, here's a simple solution to keep people from peeing on the bridge piers, or whatever else you don't want them to pee on: surround the pier with an electric fence. The first person to try to pee on the pier will serve as an example for all the others.