A Dirty Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

Is it just me, or does "President Obama's enormous stimulus package" sound vaguely erotic?

Comments like this one don't help:

"You know, I'm concerned about the size of the package. And I'm concerned about some of the spending that's in there, [about] ... how you can spend hundreds of millions on contraceptives," House GOP Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) later said.

I can see why a package that huge would require hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of contraceptives.

We're all screwed, aren't we?