A Quick Note For Husbands

As we all know, the Tooth Fairy really likes it when we hide teeth under our pillow. That's where she knows to find them. (In our house the Tooth Fairy also really likes it when you put your tooth in a completely blank envelope, just like the 100 identical ones in Mommy's drawer.) However, the Laundry Fairy does not operate on a similar system. For example, the Laundry Fairy doesn't find your dirty socks if you slip them under the couch or the computer desk.

For the love of God, people, if you want clean socks, you have to put the dirty socks in the hamper!!!!