Sunday, July 22, 2007

To Serve Baby

Here are some of my favorite recipes for "baby food"! Enjoy.

Tasty Toasty Baby Roasty

Preheat a queen or king size bed by having two parents sleep in it overnight. Place a cleaned, dressed baby between the parents, and cover. Snuggle for 2 minutes per pound or until baby is toasty warm. Tickle baby and serve immediately.

Tiny Tasty Baby Pastry

Place a baby on a pillow, and place another pillow across the baby's body. Gently squish the baby repeatedly until the baby laughs. Remove upper pillow and munch the baby.

Yummy Yummy Baby Tummy

With baby on his back, peel back clothing until the tender tummy is exposed. Placing lips on tummy, blow gently until a "zerbert" sound emerges. When baby laughs, munch the tummy.

Baby Nicey Stuffed With Ricey

Feed a baby rice or rice cereal until his tummy is full. Wait 30 minutes to 1 hour. Munch the tummy.