Do They Make Straitjackets In Size 18 Months?

Bagel's having another of his insane mornings, wherein he wakes up screaming and won't stop screaming no matter what you do. He will reach for your water cup and cry, "This-this-this!" but when you try to give him a sip, he'll throw it (and the water). Everything you do for him is like that. He wants it, but he doesn't want it. And then he gets so frustrated that he will arch his back, throw back his head into the bridge of your nose, claw at your face...

On days like this, the best we can do is put him back in his bed and hope that when he gets out of it again, it'll be on the right side this time.