Thursday, November 10, 2005

A Case Of Mistaken Identity

FH seems to think it is entertaining to me for him to read me the spam that he gets. If he gets a message about a few million dollars in Nigeria, a source for illicit Viagra or a penis enlargement device, he doesn't hesitate to let me know about the wonderful opportunity.

So when he started reading me this e-mail that began, "Hi, this is Lola. My girlfriend Susanna and I have been together for a year and a half now..." I just rolled my eyes. Another co-ed lesbian webcam mail-- you know how they go, they don't say anything truly explicit, but you know exactly what they want you to go to their site and see. Then it started getting interesting: "Susanna's daughter just got out of Marine boot camp, and we've been having a lot of fun..." I thought, OK, naked co-eds is one thing, but three-way mother-daughter action is not for the faint of heart. The e-mail went rambling on, and I thought it was an interesting touch to add some of the geographical details to make it sound more personal: "I've always liked motorcycles and I recently started working at this motorcycle shop on such-and-such street in Sacramento..." and I was like, how kinky do you have to be to want to watch three-way mother-daughter Marine motorcycle Sacramento action on a low-quality webcam??? And how long would this e-mail go on before it invited the reader to look at the pictures of this wild, wet Boot Camp graduation party?

I pointed this out to FH, and he informed me that I'd mis-heard the name at the beginning. It was a letter from one of his old Air Force buddies... his MALE Air Force buddy Lowell.