Saturday, January 15, 2005

Help Wanted: Babies

We are now accepting applications for the entry-level position of Baby. The ideal candidate will be:
  • very small (under 2 feet in height)
  • extremely cute
  • have large cheeks
  • able to suckle
  • willing to undergo a physically demanding "birth" process
  • happy disposition or ticklishness a plus
This position is open until filled. No experience is necessary for this position. Experienced babies may wish to apply for the position of Toddler.