Coffee Beer!

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Are you a Mormon? Do you want to do something wrong, but you can't decide whether to drink coffee or drink beer? Well, now your worries are over! Introducing new Coffee Beer-- the fully alcoholized beer that's made with real caffeinated coffee! Yes, Coffee Beer will give you two sins for the price of one! Double the fun, with half the repentance! Be sure to ask for Coffee Beer whenever you go out to have premarital sex.

(OK, removing tongue from cheek now)

Seriously, coffee beer!

Wow... people will think of anything!