Election Day Menu

I'm debating what to serve for dinner on Election Day. If I serve chicken, and Kerry gets elected, then I'll be having chicken two nights in a row. Kerry's all but promised a chicken in every pot, and I've got several pots, at least one of which is likely to be out on the stove at any given time. I just hope he deposits the chicken in the clean one. At any rate, if he wins we will be serving waffles for breakfast.