Sunday, September 19, 2004

"News" Stories

From the "Dog Bites Man" section of the news, this headline:

"Buckhead," who said CBS memos were forged, is a GOP-linked attorney

News Flash: Free Republic commenter Turns Out To Be A Republican! Gee, we all know Freepers come from both sides of the aisle in equal numbers, right??? Whaddya think the odds are on a randomly selected Freeper being a Republican?

Send that reporter back to class. And make him do his probability homework over, especially all those problems where you draw red and blue balls out of an urn.