Monday, September 20, 2004

Blogchild Adoption

Someone has nominated me to be Harvey's adopted blogchild. I wonder who it was-- I have absolutely no idea.

I don't know if I'd make a good blogdaughter to Harvey. I'd dye my hair pink, wear his best suit jacket to school and get it muddy, steal money out of his wallet and not come home until three hours after curfew. And I'd make sure to let him know that he doesn't run my life, and I'd deliberately date a guy 17 years older than me just to piss him off. But hey, if he wants to adopt me...