EWWWWW.....

Wacky Hermit's Rule #26: If something exists, there exists someone on the Internet who gets his/her jollies off of it.

Hence, Lawnmower P0rn. (not a link to the actual stuff, just a google search, but the Lawnmower Fet1shist site looks promising for those who are just dying to see ways to abuse their lawnmowers.)

I can't wait to see the new warning labels they're going to have to put on the mowers now!!