Friday, June 25, 2004

Oscar Meyer Weenies

I just heard an old commercial jingle on the radio and had a sudden summer brainstorm. I propose we begin calling all of those people who think that America should just behave in such a way that other countries like us, "Oscar Meyer Weenies." Because, as the jingle goes:

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener,
Then everyone would be in love with me."