Eat An Animal For PETA!

March 15 is the Third Annual International "Eat An Animal For PETA" day. Everyone eat meat! Spare your vegetable brothers and sisters! Oh, and while we're all being activists, stand up for vegetable rights!

Let's all take this day to be a solemn day of remembrance for our vegetable brothers and sisters who bloodily sappily perish every day in restaurants, homes, farms, and gardens around the world. Remember, you are only one car accident away from being a vegetable yourself!

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