Oooh, Sorry About That Terrorist Attack, It Was Unavoidable

I'm just speechless at this non-apology apology from authorities in Chechnya.

I sincerely hope that what the man was trying to say was that he really thinks Russia should have handled Chechnya better, but it came off as more like "I'm sorry it hurt when you got hit with this fist here-- this random fist that is totally unconnected to my body even though it is connected to my arm." What????? My mother would never have let me get away with an apology like that.