Monday, August 30, 2004

Benjamin Gourami, RIP

Benjamin, the blue gourami, passed away yesterday after being attacked by the new orange gourami, who hasn't yet been named. Since the gourami came from the pet store, it seems unlikely that this was a revenge killing over the death of Thomas Edison Betta, but authorities aren't ruling out karma as a contributing factor to the gourami's death.

Benjamin's body has not yet been released for funeral. It is currently being held in the freezer morgue. Coroner Favorite Husband refused to comment on why the body was being held.