Let Us Welcome Our New Overlord

In the epic battle for overlordship, FrankJ of IMAO wants to be overlord of the blogosphere. But since the blogosphere is too incomprehensibly multifaceted, he proposes reducing it to a blogododecahedron. Personally I'd favor making it a blogosmall-dodecicosahedron because it's non-orientable and thus has only one side (not an inside AND an outside), but nobody listens to me because I'm a math teacher and they're too used to tuning me out.