Hell Skiing Passes Now Available

To shamelessly steal borrow a metaphor from The Rottweiler, pigs are flying over the frozen slopes of Hell! Dan Rather has finally admitted the memos might be fakes!

Money quote from The Dan: "If the documents are not what we were led to believe, I'd like to break that story." Like the guy who walks into the party the morning after and rouses the sleepy revelers with a hearty "Hey guys, who wants a brewski?"