Monday, August 02, 2004

Speed Of Light Slowing: Democrats Question Pre-Election Timing

Evidently the speed of light may be slowing down. The real question is, though, why did the Republicans wait to release this information until about the same time as the Democratic convention? Eh? I mean, those crazy Republicans (all fault be upon them) are in charge of all information and can time its release to maximize their political advantage, right?